Little Johnny watched as his artillery & equipment left the cargo hold piece by piece. He meticulously inventoried each as it slid from the aircraft. He watched as each popped its chute, making sure he knew what would be at his dispose when he reached the drop zone. As he did on all his missions, Johnny finished his blood ritual by biting the head off a live iguana, swallowing it whole & pissing on its carcass. He then proceeded to sprint through the cargo hold giving everyone a miniature snickers & one last high five. Johnny had a knack of always leaving them wanting more, this kind of personal attention is what endured him to his colleagues & enemies alike. Leaping into the unknown Johnny did half gainer with a full twist all while pulling a detonator from his Old Navy™ Cargo Shorts. Looking back at the crew as they waved goodbye and blew kisses, Johnny pressed the button and watched as the C-130 lit up the night sky.
Knowing the explosion would draw the attention of the local tribes he flashed his maniacal smile and turned from lovable high fiving snicker giving Johnny into a focused killing machine. EP
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